How to be annoying in an elevator

* When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap then on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

* Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

* Hold the doors open and say you`r waiting for a friend, after a while let the doors clothes and say, "Hi Greg. How`s your day been?"

* Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

* Lay down a twister mat and ask people if the would like to play.

* Pretend you are a flight attendant and show the passengers were the emergency exits are.

* Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

* Swat flies that don't exists.

* Call out, "Group Hug," and then enforce it.

* Crack open your brief cade or purse, then while peering inside ask, "Got enough money in there?"

* Stare at a person in the elevator, then after a while shout in horror, "your one of them," and back away slowly.
* Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

* Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

* Move a desk into the elevator and whenever anyone got on ask if they have an appointment.

* Ask, "Did you feel that?"

* When the doors clothes announce to others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again.

* Tell people that you can see their aura.

* Smack your head and shout, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

* Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

* Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

* Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

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