Sa va povestesc...

tacere. atmosfera rigida. palme transpirate. ganduri invalmasite.
intr-un cuvant: examen.

se aud batai in usa: "se poate?"
"nu e tocmai momentul potrivit..." se aude o voce din fundul clasei. "care este problema?"
"am venit cu scrisori de dragoste, e sf. Valentin!"
si pe usa isi fac aparitia patru ingeri in toata regula in jur de 1.80 m inaltime, cu cosulete pline de scrisori. Se aud rasete infundate.. Ingerii isi incep misiunea: striga numele fetelor si impart scrisorile. Baietii ciulesc urechile, n-au primit nimic. Dezamagire totala.

Cat despre mine, da! am fost printre norocoase.

"Tú eres el espejo en el que mirarme, porque cuando miro a través de tus ojos sé que puedes ser feliz con nuestro amor y que con tu felicidad, la mía crece y se multiplica.
Mirando a través de ti puedo ver sentimientos puros, puedo saborear tu aire, puedo hasta bailar sin despertar de este sueño.
Porque cuando te miro no me conformo con mirarte, deseo abrazarte para estar en ti, y también quiero conservar tu imagen como una fotografía en la que tú eres la luz que ilumina mis días.
No me canso de reflejarme en ti, porque te conozco pero quiero conocerte más, y por mirarme te sigo conociendo, y conozco nuestro amor y la suerte que tengo de amarte.
Déjame que me siga mirando en ti, tú eres mi espejo y la persona que refleja mis emociones, quien es motivo de sentimientos y de placeres. Tú eres mi espejo y por eso no dejo de mirarte, no dejo de pensarte y no dejo de amarte."

Dupa momentele de suspans, ingerii "isi luara zborul".
Am deschis scrisoarea, am citit primele doua randuri si am inchis-o la loc. "Nu acum, pierd informatia studiata azinoapte. Sa continuam deci. Unde? aa, intrebarea nr 3...."

p.s. scrisoarea e semnata de Jess McCartney, pe cuvant! :-j

Fericit San Valentin...
aiurea.

How to annoy your parents :>

1. Follow then everywhere around the house...
2. Moo when they say ur name.
3. Run into walls...
4. Say that wearing clothes is against ur religion...
5. Stand over them at 4 in sa morning and say good morning say good morning sunshine...
6. Run around ur house with a lamp shade on top of ur head yelling, the sun it's dying!...
7. Pluck sum1s hair out and yeel DNA...
8. Wear a sticker that says I'm a retard...
9. Have an imaginary friend that u talk 2 all the time...
10. Yell in public "No mum/dad I will not make out with you"...
11. Try to fly, jump of the roof...
12. Hold their hand and say, I c dead people...
13. At everything they say yell, Liar...
14. Try to swim on the floor...
15. Tap on there door at night...
16. Pretand to have amnesia...
17. Say everything bakwards...
18. Sing at da top of ya voice while running around the house in ur underwear...
19. Sing into a hiar brush badly...
20. Snort loudly when you laugh then laff harder...
21. Run around in circles...
22. Recite a whole moie 3 tyms...
23. Pretend to beat ur self up...
24. Slither everywear...
25. Wear ur pants on ur head and ur shirt on ur waste and tell them u r making a fashion statment...
26. Jump outside ur house with only ur pjs on...
27. Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way...
28. Super glue ur finger up to ur nose...
29. Talk to a pen...
30. Try to climb a wall that you no u will never be able to climb...
31. Spead out on the window and buzz, pretend 2 be a fly...
32. Take ur icecream cone - eat the ice cream first - and put it on ur forehead, say ur a unicorn...
33. Put pegs on ur nose...
34. Switch the light blub on and off 4 a minute the say, oh I get it...
35. Eat ur hair...
36. Whateva they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal...
37. Say ur pet is mocking u ova and ova...
38. Try to snorkel, in ur fish tank...
39. When ur on a reily long car trip say that you need the loo...
40. Howl at the moon...

:D

How to be annoying in an elevator

* When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap then on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

* Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

* Hold the doors open and say you`r waiting for a friend, after a while let the doors clothes and say, "Hi Greg. How`s your day been?"

* Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

* Lay down a twister mat and ask people if the would like to play.

* Pretend you are a flight attendant and show the passengers were the emergency exits are.

* Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

* Swat flies that don't exists.

* Call out, "Group Hug," and then enforce it.

* Crack open your brief cade or purse, then while peering inside ask, "Got enough money in there?"

* Stare at a person in the elevator, then after a while shout in horror, "your one of them," and back away slowly.
* Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

* Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

* Move a desk into the elevator and whenever anyone got on ask if they have an appointment.

* Ask, "Did you feel that?"

* When the doors clothes announce to others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again.

* Tell people that you can see their aura.

* Smack your head and shout, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

* Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

* Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

* Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

:D