Showing posts with label funny things. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny things. Show all posts

This is so damn interesting


Unele chestii chiar m-au luat prin surprindere si da, posibil sa fie exagerate. Dar eu le consider vrednice de a fi stiute:P

1. A rat can last longer without water than a camel.
2. Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself.
3. The dot over the letter “i” is called a tittle.
4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.
5. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.
6. A duck’s quack doesn’t echo. No one knows why.
7. A 2 X 4 is really 1-1/2? by 3-1/2?.
8. During the chariot scene in “Ben Hur,” a small red car can be seen in the distance (and Heston’s wearing a watch).
9. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily! (That explains a few mysteries… .)
10. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn’t wear pants.
11. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.
12. The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 318,979,564, 000.
13. There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange, purple and silver.
14. The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan. There was never a recorded Wendy before.
15. The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin in World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
16. If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death. (Who was the sadist who discovered this??)
17. Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to s-l-o-w film down so you could see his moves. That’s the opposite of the norm.
18. The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen’ s “Born in the USA.”
19. The original name for butterfly was flutterby.
20. The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn’t beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
21. The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was Victrola, so the called themselves Motorola.
22. Roses may be red, but violets are indeed violet.
23. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.
24. Celery has negative calories. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.
25. Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.
26. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
27. Sherlock Holmes NEVER said, “Elementary, my dear Watson.”
28. An old law in Bellingham, Washington, made it illegal for a woman to take more than three steps backwards while dancing!
29. The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher.
30. The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from public libraries.
31. Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them.
32. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave!

Copacul fericirii

Zambeste tuturor.

Construieste un album de familie.

Numara stelele. Imita o persoana pe care o iubesti.

Suna-ti prietenii. Spune-i cuiva “Mi-e dor de tine!”

Vorbeste cu Dumnezeu. Redevino… copilul de altadata.

Sari coarda. Uita cuvantul “ranchiuna”. Spune “DA”.

Tine-ti promisiunile. Razi! Cere ajutor. Schimba-ti pieptanatura.

Fugi……. Canta……. Aminteste-ti de o aniversare. Ajuta un om sarac.

Termina un proiect. Gandeste! Iesi pentru a te distra. Ofera-te voluntar.

Rasfata-te intr-o baie cu spuma. Fa cuiva o favoare. Asculta cantecul greierilor.

Viseaza cu ochii deschisi. Inchide televizorul si vorbeste. Fii amabil!

Da-ti voie sa gresesti. Iarta! Multumeste-i lui Dumnezeu pentru soare.

Arata-ti deschis fericirea. Fa un cadou. Accepta un compliment. Priveste atent o floare.

Interzice-ti sa spui “Nu pot!” timp de o zi. Traieste-ti clipa! Continua o traditie

a familiei. Incepe o alta zi. Astazi nu iti face griji! Exerseaza curajul in lucrurile mici.

Ajuta un vecin la greu. Mangaie un copil care sufera. Asculta un prieten.

Priveste fotografiile vechi. Imagineaza-ti valurile marii. Joaca-te cu jucaria ta

preferata. Da-ti voie sa fii simpatic. Saluta-ti primul noul vecin.

Fa pe cineva sa se simta bine-venit. Promite cuiva ca il vei ajuta.

Aminteste-ti ca nu esti singur. Lauda intreit o fapta buna.

Primeste in sufletul tau si in casa ta un catel de pe strada.

Hraneste-l! Vorbeste-i! Pastreaza-l!

Sterge lacrimile de pe un obraz.

Cumpara-ti o ciocolata.

Imparte-o cu un

pofticios. Fii iar

curios. Gaseste

un lucru nou,

ceva frumos,

ceva interesant.

Da-te in leagan.

Citeste o poveste.

Povesteste-o unui

copil. Scrie o poezie.

Daruieste-o “jumatatii” tale.

Stai drept. Sadeste un copac.

Multumeste-le celor de la care ai invatat.

Sadeste si tu un arbore al vietii in inima si sufletul cuiva!

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...si cum spuneam mai devreme, cu toate ca e in jur de ora 4 dimineata (doar e vacanta), tot hoinarind alias bajbaind pe internet am mai dat de ceva interesant:D
Nu ca as avea prea mare experienta sau vechime in "arta blogging-ului" dar m-a atras un alt test.
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Afla-ti varsta creierului

Tot hoinarind pe net, am dat peste ceva care mi-a chemat atentia. Mai nou cica ne putem calcula si varsta creierului. Ciudat, dar, pe cat se pare, ar fi adevarat.
E vorba de un test japonez (cum sa nu, trebuia sa fie de prin partile lor).
Dupa atentionarea 3, 2, 1 vor aparea pe ecran cateva cerculete cu numere care imedia vor disparea. Tu trebuie doar sa ti le amintesti in ordine crescatoare.
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Apropo, mie mi-a iesit 27 de ani...

Tzzz.. B-)

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How to annoy your parents :>

1. Follow then everywhere around the house...
2. Moo when they say ur name.
3. Run into walls...
4. Say that wearing clothes is against ur religion...
5. Stand over them at 4 in sa morning and say good morning say good morning sunshine...
6. Run around ur house with a lamp shade on top of ur head yelling, the sun it's dying!...
7. Pluck sum1s hair out and yeel DNA...
8. Wear a sticker that says I'm a retard...
9. Have an imaginary friend that u talk 2 all the time...
10. Yell in public "No mum/dad I will not make out with you"...
11. Try to fly, jump of the roof...
12. Hold their hand and say, I c dead people...
13. At everything they say yell, Liar...
14. Try to swim on the floor...
15. Tap on there door at night...
16. Pretand to have amnesia...
17. Say everything bakwards...
18. Sing at da top of ya voice while running around the house in ur underwear...
19. Sing into a hiar brush badly...
20. Snort loudly when you laugh then laff harder...
21. Run around in circles...
22. Recite a whole moie 3 tyms...
23. Pretend to beat ur self up...
24. Slither everywear...
25. Wear ur pants on ur head and ur shirt on ur waste and tell them u r making a fashion statment...
26. Jump outside ur house with only ur pjs on...
27. Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way...
28. Super glue ur finger up to ur nose...
29. Talk to a pen...
30. Try to climb a wall that you no u will never be able to climb...
31. Spead out on the window and buzz, pretend 2 be a fly...
32. Take ur icecream cone - eat the ice cream first - and put it on ur forehead, say ur a unicorn...
33. Put pegs on ur nose...
34. Switch the light blub on and off 4 a minute the say, oh I get it...
35. Eat ur hair...
36. Whateva they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal...
37. Say ur pet is mocking u ova and ova...
38. Try to snorkel, in ur fish tank...
39. When ur on a reily long car trip say that you need the loo...
40. Howl at the moon...

:D

How to be annoying in an elevator




* When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap then on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.


* Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.


* Hold the doors open and say you`r waiting for a friend, after a while let the doors clothes and say, "Hi Greg. How`s your day been?"


* Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.


* Lay down a twister mat and ask people if the would like to play.


* Pretend you are a flight attendant and show the passengers were the emergency exits are.


* Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.


* Swat flies that don't exists.


* Call out, "Group Hug," and then enforce it.


* Crack open your brief cade or purse, then while peering inside ask, "Got enough money in there?"


* Stare at a person in the elevator, then after a while shout in horror, "your one of them," and back away slowly.
* Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.


* Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"


* Move a desk into the elevator and whenever anyone got on ask if they have an appointment.


* Ask, "Did you feel that?"


* When the doors clothes announce to others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again.


* Tell people that you can see their aura.


* Smack your head and shout, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"


* Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.


* Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.


* Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
:D