How to annoy your parents :>

1. Follow then everywhere around the house...
2. Moo when they say ur name.
3. Run into walls...
4. Say that wearing clothes is against ur religion...
5. Stand over them at 4 in sa morning and say good morning say good morning sunshine...
6. Run around ur house with a lamp shade on top of ur head yelling, the sun it's dying!...
7. Pluck sum1s hair out and yeel DNA...
8. Wear a sticker that says I'm a retard...
9. Have an imaginary friend that u talk 2 all the time...
10. Yell in public "No mum/dad I will not make out with you"...
11. Try to fly, jump of the roof...
12. Hold their hand and say, I c dead people...
13. At everything they say yell, Liar...
14. Try to swim on the floor...
15. Tap on there door at night...
16. Pretand to have amnesia...
17. Say everything bakwards...
18. Sing at da top of ya voice while running around the house in ur underwear...
19. Sing into a hiar brush badly...
20. Snort loudly when you laugh then laff harder...
21. Run around in circles...
22. Recite a whole moie 3 tyms...
23. Pretend to beat ur self up...
24. Slither everywear...
25. Wear ur pants on ur head and ur shirt on ur waste and tell them u r making a fashion statment...
26. Jump outside ur house with only ur pjs on...
27. Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way...
28. Super glue ur finger up to ur nose...
29. Talk to a pen...
30. Try to climb a wall that you no u will never be able to climb...
31. Spead out on the window and buzz, pretend 2 be a fly...
32. Take ur icecream cone - eat the ice cream first - and put it on ur forehead, say ur a unicorn...
33. Put pegs on ur nose...
34. Switch the light blub on and off 4 a minute the say, oh I get it...
35. Eat ur hair...
36. Whateva they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal...
37. Say ur pet is mocking u ova and ova...
38. Try to snorkel, in ur fish tank...
39. When ur on a reily long car trip say that you need the loo...
40. Howl at the moon...

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